Via my Cousin:
Eating sunflowe seeds is like giving head. U put it in your mouth, suck the hell outta it, get the nut then spit it out!
Via my Workmate:
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his fly. The bartender asks why it's there. He responds: Aargh! It's drivin' me nuts!
Via an Old Flame:
Q:What did the penis say to the condom?
A:Cover me, I'm in!
Via a Guy I'm "Talking To" now:
(Actually, it was incoherent. *Sigh* ...NEXT!)
Via a Blog Friend:
Q:What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A:45 minutes.
...And they say Bloggers are less jaded...
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4 comments:
Oh like there aren't any seed swallowers out there.
[snicker] I said seed.
Oh I want to hear the incoherent one!
F-ing nastee dastardly jokes..... I'm copying and sending everyone
66- Not even touching that one.
Sweet- It was reeeeeeeeeally bad.
O- Yeah, they were harmless. I need more debaucherous friends, lol.
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