So, I've moved. Kind of. More on that later... when I have pictures of the hulking men that helped make that day happen. But I digress:
The reality of the next two weeks is simple:
A Mid-Month Move-Out Date +
A Beginning of the Month Move-In Date =
Roar the Squatter
Big thanks to K for keeping this chick off the streets. While other people (that I know and love!) have loads of new junk in their respective APTs, I'm living downtown in the neighborhood's newest Halfway- I mean, Party-House.
4 girls in a 2 bedroom is soo Summer. It reminds me of college when I lived in the frat house. (OK, I did it two Summers and loved most minutes of it).
This situation is like a weird, dwarfed version of the Real World, where not all of us had to get the same job (cuz we're all holding down different degrees of a "real" one) and some of us are related. We even have the "Odd, Reclusive Chick" who hangs out in her room all day with the door closed reading papers that are strewn about. The last time I saw her was 1am on Monday night when she came out in a towel to adjust the thermostat.
And who am I in this little MTV-inspired reality show? The sassy couch bitch, of course! (Thank G-d it's comfortable!) Frankly, I'm just happy to have a roof over my head each night, and the chance to be part of the "Halfway House" Show. So, again, thanks to K for making it all possible.
4 comments:
Oh that is hysterical. I was homeless for 4 months a couple of years back and slept on an air mattress in my friend's dining room. Not fun. But mighty grateful.
Dam times be tough......
Maybe some people appreciate purple couches in the middle of their living rooms. Have you ever thought about that??
Omg, Heather, this post was so not about you. Lol. Just saw this snarky post, and had to laugh at it!
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