The Universe wants me to date an older man. And you know how I feel about older men.
But why else would I see that newly-divorced guy from work out at Lima and Play in the same night? (Besides maybe the fact that he brought the girls and I to the second venue...)
Why else on the same night would I hang out with a mutual friend's boyfriend who is newly-divorced himself and plays "cousin" all night, busting the hottie's balls (and eventually letting me doze on his shoulder and then putting me in a cab at the end of the night...)?
But #3 is the kicker: Why else, when I leave my phone in the cab going home, would my 39-year-old work buddy aka Mr. "Why Are You Scared?" call, talk to the cab driver, have the cabbie drop the phone off with him, and hold the phone for me 'til the next night?
Who loses their phone in a cab and gets it back from a friend? That NEVER happens!
Older men are quickly going from skeezy assholes to my guardian angels...
WHAT IS GOING ON?
6 comments:
Bald, in the right way, is totally hot. I dig the bald.
But your older man? Swoon. I love that flirty stuff.
One of my friends swears by older men - she lives with someone 16 years older!
I think the best age difference is 4-8 years older...but that's just me. 10 years may be my limit. But, it depends on the person I guess.
Lmao-- Anybody over 22 is fair game as far as I'm concerned. Even when i'm 60. But you'll definitely be happier with older men, because the games that they play are much more intelligent....
As a wise sage said, "It is inevitable." :)
I love each and every one of you.
and how did I miss this one too?
The rule is divide by two and add seven (it's foolproof) so lets see, 39/2 = 19.5, 19.5 + 7 = 26.5. Are you 26 yet? If not, I forbid you to date a 39 year old. No mam, the oldest you can date would be.... 34 right?
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